Gentlemen, Get Laid!

fehquig asked:


This is one way. There are other ways. This technique is not recommended for lesbians…

23 Responses to “Gentlemen, Get Laid!”

  1. I wish I knew…

  2. LOL If you made videos I would have some trouble
    understanding them…

  3. Say… you dont know where I can get a glass eye from do you?

  4. Shucks. I really wanted to do that stuff yknow. Ive really let mom and dad down.
    Hes so gonna spank my fanny.

  5. its what I do.

  6. Total ramdomness?

  7. LOL This part of Canada doesn’t have maple trees, and I’ve never seen a Grizzly except at the zoo…

  8. hey your missus likes reggae thats too cool!
    have you guys seen (the rockers)(old jamaican movie)must see it. on ytube it is mmm.
    terrence and philip fart song hee hee
    thou shalt not pass wind. denile is not a place in egypt.I measure brazilians

  9. You seen “the tracker” awesome oz movie?
    dis go ere dis go dere.(irish form of seventies style dancing).
    Its hard to be toaist when the person you live with hoards crap. if I lived in canada id suck on maple trees and fight grizzly bens

  10. No, you’re just weird :)

  11. Discos were going out of style just when I was old enough to go… Still, I do fart a lot.

  12. In many ways your dad was a wise man, Cin…

  13. LOL Sounds like something Rufus would say…

  14. disco’s are cool….you can fart loudly and no-one can hear you….just remember to walk round a bit to disperse the gas.
    cheers!

  15. Yes he was brought up in a Mormon household but after he left home he chose not to continue with the faith.

  16. How to pick up chicks- 1. have one leg eaten by a shark or just cut it off yourself.
    2. Acquire fake leg.
    3. Go to bar and make sure woman you want see’s your prosthetic leg( like put your leg on the table.
    4. Accept sympathy shag.

  17. I stayed with a family of Morons once , they were Moari .The man had two three hundred pound worman at his beck and call and they churned out the grubs. thirteen in all. Should have seen wash day.She bashed her kid with a gourd (ouch!) had to hot tail it outa there. Tried to smother me with her fat rolls. Jumped from a balcony to flee. She used to drink a case of beer in 1 night and cook up crumbed scallops(yum!).Dream was get to Hawaii and meet with other gourd bashing morons..I think Im a mor.

  18. If the boys did flock too, I’d be half-tempted to try this one out.

    I was assaulted by an urban legend once. Well, actually, he was only a legend in his own mind, and you really can’t assault the willing.
    So nevermind.

  19. I don’t know how many morons live in Hawaii…,
    If there are any existing plyg marriages, they must be a secret, as they are illegal…

  20. I thought the mormon capital was Hawaii..
    Mormons have polygamist marriages too.
    hey do mormons talk religion in the disco?
    sounds like moron….he he

  21. Life is so much less complicated when one follows no organized religion…

  22. LOL Thanks for your kind and informational comment…

  23. So THAT’s what Disco was good for!

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