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Ponceman bares his soul on this silky smooth spoof of the Tay Zonday masterpiece “Chocolate Rain″ and hits you hard in the tender spots with “Retard Brain″.

See the original “Chocolate Rain″ here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

RETARDED POLICEMAN SPECIAL EDITION DVD AVAILABLE NOW!!!
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Featuring lots of exclusive bonus stuff, including the unreleased “Lesbian Bikini Wrestling” episode (yes, really), the alternate “Officer Monkey” episode, outtakes, deleted scenes, interviews, commentary & more!

Ponce and SAP (the Perryboys) will be at YouTube Live! on November 22nd in San Francisco.

Checkout the Perryboys Blog:
http://perryscopepictures.com/Blogmaggedon.html

ONLINE STORE NOW OPEN. DVD, T-SHIRTS, STICKERS, BUTTONS and YES, WE HAVE GIRL T-SHIRTS!
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LYRICS

“Retard Brain″

Retard Brain
Some say Im a dumbass and insane
Retard Brain… Deeeerrrrp!
Im a virgin I want to get laid

Retard Brain
No one has sex with me cause Im a…
Retard Brain
I like touching my own titties

Retard Brain
Ill pay you to have sex with me
Retard Brain
I could go for a slice of bacon

Retard Brain
I smoke weed like a Jamaican
Retard Brain

Retard Brain
This virgin-i-ty is killing me, bro
Retard Brain
Did I mention this virginitys killing me?

Retard Brain
I had a dream about Samuel L Jackson
Retard Brain
Samuel L Jackson said to me Nigga Please… Pop a cap in yo Ass

Retard Brain
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Retard Brain
I just farted while Im singing this

Retard Brain
Retard Brain
Once I dated Shirley McLaine… that bitch is craaaazy!
Retard Brain
We had a threesome with sexy Billy Zane… yeah Billy Zane
Get in there… yeah Billy… yeah bitch yeah!

Retard Brain
Hes really sexy
Retard Brain
I had a sex dream about my Sistah
Deeerrrrrp!
The therapist said that its natural to have dreams like that
MY WEE WEE!

Retard Brain
Figaro! Figaro!
Retard Brain
Dammit, people! Im almost 30 years old! I need to get me some lovin!
I NEED Some ACTION!

RETARDED POLICEMAN SPECIAL EDITION DVD AVAILABLE NOW!!!
http://www.districtlines.com/Retarded-Policeman
Featuring lots of exclusive bonus stuff, including the unreleased “Lesbian Bikini Wrestling” episode (yes, really), the alternate “Officer Monkey” episode, outtakes, deleted scenes, interviews, commentary & more!

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