What are some cool acoustic guitar songs that i can sing to get me laid?

Clown asked:


I’ve recently been learning how to play acoustic guitar. I’ve learned to play and sing drive, consequence, and i miss you from Incubus…and the ladies are LOVIN’ it.

What are some other similar songs that i can play and sing? (nothing too hard)

The cool thing about incubus is that you dont have to have an amazing voice to make it sound good. Those are the kinds of songs im looking for.

22 Responses to “What are some cool acoustic guitar songs that i can sing to get me laid?”

  1. none. There is no hope for you. get over yourself.

  2. Send in the Clowns..lol

  3. Every rose has its torn, two chords

  4. smack that by akon

  5. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham, lol.

  6. laid?…. NOT gonna happen….

    but Beauty in the Breakdown is one of my favorites ;]

  7. You need to learn how to play guitar to get laid?

    Wow. If you really need that much help you better get good at it and quickly.

    What about Creep by radiohead. i think that song is self explanatory

  8. Play “far far away” and act it.

  9. I’m pretty sure you will never get laid if you’re that desperate Bo

  10. i got big balls by ac/dc……..i wanna f.u.c.k you..tenacious d

  11. “island” by the starting line
    this guy does an amazing cover:

  12. Dude it’s not the songs that will get you laid, its the attraction they feel towards you being an artist. Your best bet is to work harder on your guitar skills as well as your singing ability. My guess is the more you improve, the better your chances will be. Not only that, even the quality of your girls might improve as well.

  13. Any song the girls want to hear is the song you should play.
    Are you telling me that you actually hit home runs based on this stuff?
    Man, what have I been missing?

  14. Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters”

    heavy, yet sweet.

  15. with the Boston Philharmonic behind you your chances of succeeding are slim and none.

  16. son you shouldn’t be even trying to play girls like that. shoot, you are acting the fool right from the start. it’s phony. how about just flirting, getting to know her, then going for it? plus, think about this–you gonna get a reputation if it works more than once and girls start going “there’s that fool that plays incubus and thinks it’s gonna get him laid”

  17. you really are a fucking clown dude…your probably the dude who actually brings a guitar to a party to look cool…but anyway

    something by the beatles you pathetic goon

  18. “Heart-Shaped Glasses(Where the Heart Guides the Hand)” by Marilyn Manson

  19. A lotta folks are hatin’ on ya … and we ALL hope that one day you take the guitar seriously, and treat women with respect.

    All that aside, every guitarist in the world took up the instrument AT LEAST IN PART to woo women.

    In my day it was Extreme’s “More Than Words”

    This day and age, I would recommend “Hey There Delilah”

  20. Hmmm. Will ANY lay do, or did you have a particular girl in mind to woo? If its the special girl, then write her a song. Best way to her heart is for the song to come from yours.

  21. How about “I’m a Loser” by the Beatles.

  22. You are full of ka ka. Just what makes you think you got what it takes to make it? In the music world or with a girl? You are a player, and no, I don’t mean guitar player. You obviously can’t sing, you said so yourself. Nothing too hard? WOW, what an achiever you are! I can see all the girls screaming and begging ……….for the nearest EXIT!

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